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When one is taking a piss and a fart slips out but the fart is actually a shit.
John Allan: i think i may have just pooh-bearied myself

ryan: is that like a blood covered piece of shit?

John Allan: nope thats when you go to take a piss, fart but actually shit yourself
by Jac-hole July 27, 2009
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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