pooh

Every group of friends has a 'pooh bear' or 'pooh' for short. He is the slightly round, funny guy that is the life of the party. Always ready to party and comes equipped with funny one liners and fun facts. They may or may not like honey, not required, but definitely likes to drink. Usually have some crazy hair or bald to accompany roundness and encourage comparisons to 'pooh bear'.

Those guys we met last night weren't that cool and our 'pooh' was definitely funnier than theirs and definitely can drink their guy under the table

by Bob Goulet December 02, 2007

pooh

To eat honey out of someone's ass.

"Girl, get out the plastic sheets, I'm gonna pooh you so damn hard tonight..."

"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."

by Dharma Midget March 19, 2017

pooh

word commonly used when a mistake was made

ohh pooh i shot Eddy not Frank

by Candy March 26, 2004

pooh

A kind of goo that comes out of your unmentionable and into the loo; smells, too.

"Ahh, look at that ugly pooh!"

by Mysterious August 03, 2004

pooh

a word used in tha same context as damn..
wow-
gaaaaa damn

pooh! dat nigga cutt'n up

pooh, dat nigga d dropped ole boy

by d-mane April 16, 2008

pooh pooh

A fresh batch of shity pooh!

Mother, I just took a pooh pohh, want to see?

by Mic August 06, 2004

Pooh

Is like a bestfriend on another level. It’s kinda also like a friends with benefits type thing where y’all are close to dating but aren’t necessarily there yet.

“ that’s my Pooh right there.we always vibin”

“ I was texting my Pooh last night he said he wanna smash”

by Cinniriah May 26, 2019