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A person, most preferably male with a honey brown tan. The key to a poohbear is their large dutfuck cheeks. They protrude from their upper jaw with a rosey red core. The poohbear breed of human dances with a metro sexual boing to his step. Poohbear is usually loved by younger kids and is found cute by girls. The poohbears lack of game is really where the creature suffers.
Matt: Look at that rare species of poohbear
Ben: I wish i was like that
by dutfuck3000 June 17, 2009

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