A person, most preferably male with a honey brown tan. The key to a poohbear is their large dutfuck cheeks. They protrude from their upper jaw with a rosey red core. The poohbear breed of human dances with a metro sexual boing to his step. Poohbear is usually loved by younger kids and is found cute by girls. The poohbears lack of game is really where the creature suffers.
Matt: Look at that rare species of poohbear
Ben: I wish i was like that
The "Poohbear look" is when one is looking for something and it is right in front of their face. This person will likely ask "where is it" while staring right at it.
Person 1: "hey where is the jelly"
Person 2: "It is in the fridgeshelf"
Person 1: *stares at it* "I can't find it"
Person 3: "You must be doing a Poohbear look"