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To be dressed in only a t-shirt.
I had the house to myself this weekend so I did a pooh bear.
by jos7247 December 28, 2007
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Pooh bear,
A term of endearment for a cute-type girlfriend. Usually followed by a smile from the loved gf, and a gag from haters. Doesn't give off the 'sleeping with' vibe of babe/honey.
Warner Huntington III calls Elle Woods 'Pooh bear' in Legally Blonde. Although he ends up dumping her and she becomes the epitome of female empowerment, it is very adorable.
by pseudopiedpiper January 15, 2009
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After I fucked cailey she gave me poohbear all over my dick.
by rnelly87 September 11, 2019
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Soft to the poke, pudgy. If this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.

*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.
He wore a yellow shirt today and I swear, he looked just like pooh bear!
by foxayyyy June 14, 2010
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A person, most preferably male with a honey brown tan. The key to a poohbear is their large dutfuck cheeks. They protrude from their upper jaw with a rosey red core. The poohbear breed of human dances with a metro sexual boing to his step. Poohbear is usually loved by younger kids and is found cute by girls. The poohbears lack of game is really where the creature suffers.
Matt: Look at that rare species of poohbear
Ben: I wish i was like that
by dutfuck3000 June 17, 2009
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