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Pakteria 

A scourge of genetic organismns which thrive on it's host.

Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.
Pakteria by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021

Maxairwma plateia 

It's a really common expression in plateia elef8erias heraklion,Greece.It is said that this phrase dates back to the 19th century and it means that you want to stab someone there at 7pm(aggressively)
Mixalaky tha fas maxairwma plateia
Maxairwma plateia by 8anosig December 22, 2020

platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.
Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG
platerazzi by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009

plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)
"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"
plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

Plantera 

A boss from the hit video game Terraria. Plantera can be summoned once the world enters Hardmode and the player defeats all 3 of the mechanical bosses (preferably not all at once). When a player destroys Plantera's Bulb (found in the Jungle), she will awaken. Redigit has stated that Plantera was named after his wife Cenx's favorite band, Pantera, hence why Plantera's boss theme features electric guitars.
Plantera has awoken!
Plantera by StylingStarlight June 11, 2018

plasterbating 

The act of masturbating after a night (or day) of severe drinking.
dude a: Got so wasted last night, went back to my place, got to plasterbating promptly.

dude b: Did your girlfriend watch again?
plasterbating by hammerbeard September 13, 2011
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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