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To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain
(Looking at girl staring at herself in mirror) "Jees that girl is so vain look at her loving herself" etc
by Kat November 13, 2004
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Whenever making a congratulatory remark, this is what you say. Made popular by Kamala Harris when she and Joe Biden won the presidency.
Sam: Wow, I can’t believe we just won that relay race!
Cat: we did it Joe 😭😭
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The mirror perceived by one's self. Vanity will manifest ironclad in opinions, behaviours, narratives and emotional response when indulged. Allied with, but not as demonised as the apprentice Narcissist, the vain wield a dormant human instinct that allows fringe aspects of humanity excuses to bloom. Love was conceived on the altar of Vanity.
person 1- "if the eyes are the window to the soul, vanity is the contact lens required"
person 2- "you are so shallow and lowbrow sometimes"
by 2099 October 31, 2014
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The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept
A)"i need to look like this"( otherwise i will be rejected by SUITABLE people)
B)"That person LOOKS a freak"(this person must not have involvement in my life........... that person was so different from what i thought)
by p123 November 04, 2006
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1. An indescribably gorgeous woman who loves to laugh, thinks of others before herself and loves fashion. She can light up the darkest rooms with her personality and has the most mesmerizing eyes.

2.Sweet, shy, and trustworthy friend/girlfriend.
Vanity makes me feel amazing!
by Phenomenonperson January 11, 2012
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A metal group located out of Clearlake California(sadly). it consists of an EPIC drummer Tyler Rose, a GREAT rythm guitarist Sean McAlister, a BOSS lead guitarist/ vocalist Jeremy Cremer, and a FAT but AWESOME manager Andy Vieira. "FUCK THE BASS"
guy 1: hey did u see VanitY, there epic.
guy 2: i know, i wish i was as good as them
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Emptiness; essentially, that which is why you don't understand.
You tend to drive others away in your vanity.
by IcyHaku June 13, 2006
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