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plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)
"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"
plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

plaster face 

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
plaster face by HH8 November 26, 2010

Pasteface 

A female who overdoes makeup on her face, commonly slappers or plastics.
Guy 1 : "You seen how much makeup she puts on her face!? She's a proper pasteface!"
Pasteface by Dodgeriguez January 23, 2009

Plasterfaced 

Real fucking drunk
A combination of plastered and shit faced.
John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.

Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.
Plasterfaced by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006

Plaster face 

Plaster face is a female who has too much foundation makeup on her face you can't recognize the person. or A girl who hides her ugliness with foundation makeup.
"Look at this plaster face chick, she looks like she got a mask on!" " This girl is wearing too much makeup, she looks like a plaster face." "You know ugly girls put on the plaster face!"
Plaster face by Willie T.664 January 19, 2023

Plasterfasted 

Southern California term for an extremely high level of intoxication. Comination of plastered, shitfaced, and wasted. The irony of the word is that it would be extremely difficult to enunciate the word in question while in that condition.
Dave: yo dude how drunk are you man?
John: dude, i am plastershmaster-ass-fucked up...
Dave: oh shit he's plasterfasted for sure!
Plasterfasted by Carlton Dance February 26, 2011