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plasterbate 

To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)
"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"
plasterbate by YuriN March 18, 2008

plaster face 

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
plaster face by HH8 November 26, 2010

Pasteface 

A female who overdoes makeup on her face, commonly slappers or plastics.
Guy 1 : "You seen how much makeup she puts on her face!? She's a proper pasteface!"
Pasteface by Dodgeriguez January 23, 2009

Plasterfaced 

Real fucking drunk
A combination of plastered and shit faced.
John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.

Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.
Plasterfaced by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006

Plaster face 

Plaster face is a female who has too much foundation makeup on her face you can't recognize the person. or A girl who hides her ugliness with foundation makeup.
"Look at this plaster face chick, she looks like she got a mask on!" " This girl is wearing too much makeup, she looks like a plaster face." "You know ugly girls put on the plaster face!"
Plaster face by Willie T.664 January 19, 2023

Plasterfasted 

Southern California term for an extremely high level of intoxication. Comination of plastered, shitfaced, and wasted. The irony of the word is that it would be extremely difficult to enunciate the word in question while in that condition.
Dave: yo dude how drunk are you man?
John: dude, i am plastershmaster-ass-fucked up...
Dave: oh shit he's plasterfasted for sure!
Plasterfasted by Carlton Dance February 26, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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