Intoxicated
A state in which someone is incapable of normal speech, actions or thought due to the ingestion of excessive amounts of alcohol and/or drugs.
Intoxicated by Genetically Modified Ego December 5, 2004
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intoxicated chicken fucker
Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
intoxicated chicken fucker by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
Intoxicated with red rum
“Intoxicated with red rum” is a cryptic way of saying “I have/been given the sudden urge to murder.” This most likely comes from the song “Redrum”by Freddie Dredd.
Karen: Transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the restrooms!
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...
Intoxicated with red rum by Inkbee August 1, 2020
intoxicated.vampire
intoxicated.vampire by intoxicated.vampire February 12, 2022
dialing while intoxicated
similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
dialing while intoxicated by Stan the Man December 12, 2004
rim soft INTOXICATED
rim soft INTOXICATED by Iaccidentallydroppedmyvagina February 9, 2012
Bi-intoxicated
When a “straight” guy hooks up with other guys when he’s intoxicated, but doesn’t think he’s “gay” because of the intoxication.
“straight” guy: “I’m not gay, but I let a guy sick my sick once when I was hammered .
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;
Other guy: No, you’re not gay -you’re bi-intoxicated.;;
Bi-intoxicated by Brockinator August 1, 2022
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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