fog

/fôɡ/ : a friend of the gays; or questionably straight men with perfect hair and impeccable style who partake in activities such as shopping and SoulCycle, and appear to be gay in every way, but have girlfriends.

A: "My boyfriend loves to shop! We go shopping together all the time..."
B: "He sounds like a fog to me."

Ex: You've got to kiss a lot of fogs before you'll find your prince.

by augustusandhazel April 30, 2015

fog

slang for marijuana smoke or for the marijuana itself.

yo, lets go out and FOG my car...
you got any of that sweet FOG?

by Charlie Nash July 14, 2006

fog

natures way of messing with you when your driving early in the mornin.

"This fog is killing me yo"

by xX_UrbanDictionaryLeader_Xx March 20, 2018

fog

the best person ever, no one is cooler than fog

fog is better than you.
fog will always be better than you.
fog is the hottest person on this planet.

by fogthefrog July 11, 2021

fog

the day after getting really high, and you have a marijuana hang over.

not being all there the next day after consuming a lot of THC

to get over "the fog" exercise, take a warm bath, drink water until you're 100% normal

by Katlinn January 05, 2012

fog

related to fob but directed at puns hindus and other brown people. literally means "Fresh off the Goat".

"EW! Look at that fog with all that curry!"

by barney December 13, 2004

fog

a dog that is really gay; a cross between a fag and a dog.

clay aikens dog is such a fog.

by E_r_i_n November 10, 2007