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To masturbate while being plastered (severely intoxicated)
"Today sucked, I am just going to chug this fine Lagavulin and go plasterbate"
by YuriN March 18, 2008
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Masturbating to make a mold of your penile unit with plaster of paris.
Fundo wanted to share his penis with the world, so he plasterbated, with hopes of becoming extremely wealthy.
by authOOr June 26, 2006
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A sexual act of storing one's semen in a very hot place to maintain the semen's liquid form. Once have enough semen is stored, the male spreads the semen over his partner's face and waits for it to dry, creating a plaster-like mold made from semen
Guy 1: How did last night go with you and Jessica?
Guy 2: Things got pretty freaky. I plasterbated her.
Guy 1: Lucky! I've always wanted to try that. You could probably sell the mold for a couple million to some art collector.
by SemenFartBubble69 January 08, 2016
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