9 definitions by Herbie Dongsporran
The digit dung lodged beneath the jagged, talons/fingernails of a goat violating Arab.
Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Sometimes consumed dry but frequently moistened by perspiration around the anus.
Consumed with a garnish of coarse black hair, this is a staple of middle-eastern cuisine.
Tired and famished, a slouching Saddiq chawed on his fingernails, reaping the bounty of an extended early morning ass gouging. A Sadiq's Supper.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021
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Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.
by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021
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I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
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A shameless plaguerist associated with common thievery. Often lacking wit and imagination. A friendless mincer.
by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021
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A scourge of genetic organismns which thrive on it's host.
Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
Microscopic yet with an ungodly odour, they are found exclusively on the oily hide of a subcontinental being. Simply neutralised with any common soap.
A battalion of British rifleman have turned their weapons on themselves in the face of a murderous pong fog of Pakteria.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 24, 2021
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The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
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by Herbie Dongsporran February 23, 2021
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