plastered

Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.

person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.

by Aaron#66756 September 30, 2005

plastered

when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling

man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe

by Diamond March 8, 2003

plastered

When ur fucking Crunked way too drunk to stand up straight ..hectik time

MaN KyLe iS A PusSe He WaS PLaSTeReD AfTeR onLY 5 ShoTz

by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005

plastered

To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.

"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"

by Hussar November 1, 2006

Plastered

Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.

by Sub Zenyth April 8, 2005

Plastered

Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze

That chick was so plastered.

by Ames Hill November 16, 2007

Plaster

Plaster is just another word for Band-Aid. They are used to protect a small cuts and wounds from infection.

Pass me a plaster I cut my finger.

by Logansmorf April 19, 2004