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Penistits

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!
Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"
by clamscasino August 23, 2011
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Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.
The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.
by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013
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Penisity

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.
Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.
by homebrew dave November 7, 2012
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penisbitch

A term that is said when something bad happens
Bro 1 - Yo man the party was cancelled

Bro 2 - penisbitch!
by ajay69 November 3, 2011
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Penistious

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.
That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'
by Telgardo March 3, 2020
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penisfish

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"
by your moms sinky hole June 8, 2010
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peniswise

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.
Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!
by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016
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