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Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.
The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.
Penisjitsu by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Penisjitsu

The act of ripping ones penis off, subsequently transferring them instantly into another dimension
Nobody has ever seen the person who assassinated president John F. Kennedy, because after Kennedy was shot, the assassin proceeded to perform penisjitsu on him/herself, so that she/he could be transported to another dimension, thus never being found.
Penisjitsu by HAHAPENIS November 3, 2014
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When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.
If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.
penisitus by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

Penisitude 

A combination of the words penis and attitude, it is a lifestyle choice centered around compensating for a small penis.
Girl: See that 50 years balding white guy driving that spotless F450? That’s some serious penisitude right there.
Guy: *shouting* SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS, BRO!

Penistits 

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!
Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"
Penistits by clamscasino August 23, 2011

penisninsula 

(Man is in helicopter) oh it’s shaped like a penisninsula!
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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