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Relative
The best time to be alive relative relative to what? 10 years ago? No. 1000 years ago? Yes? Meaningless. A meaning statement.
Hym " Better relative to what? How about 1000 years from now? I don't know. Depends on whether or not we adopt the ethic that disproves itself. And you are trying to preempt me by getting out in front of any benefit I could derive from this. I'm not going to let you keep this from me you piece of shit."
Relative
Whilst banging my cousin, perspiration dripped from my forehead and into the crack of my cousins ass and it was at that moment that I experienced the phenomena known as "Relative Humidity".
Relative by Smiling Pariah April 12, 2020
Relative Ten
The girl or guy who is the best looking in a small sample of people, such as at a bar or at work, even though they would not be considered a 10 outside of that situation.
Relative Ten by mrmayhem June 7, 2016
Relative Awkwardness
Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.
Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness
Relative Awkwardness by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009
relative futility
As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on
a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on
a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO
The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,
so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"
relative futility by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.