penislips

one whose lips are shaped as a penis's foreskin.

Low Saechao

by cheng saelee April 17, 2004

Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.

The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.

by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

penislicker

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

penisfish

a fish with a 8 inch penis!!

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

by your moms sinky hole June 8, 2010

peniswise

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.

Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!

by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016

Penisism

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penisish

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

by Squidward110 February 13, 2013