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peniswise 

A female that loves the cock, and wants to ride, suck, fuck and lick the dick
"see dat hoe she is peniswise"
peniswise by A2K February 18, 2003

Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders
Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent
Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014
Stephen king's greatest creation, Pennywise, is not actually a real clown. It is a malvolient entity that takes the shape of the thing you are most afraid of.
Humans cannot comprehend it's true form and anybody who has ever seen it has gone mad. Pennywise is actually a female, but preferes the shape of a male clown, because it attracts foolish children that eventually become the monster's food
Pennywise is the greates character ever created by Stephen King
pennywise by Myzrael September 21, 2005
A new pronoun for people that refer to themselves with the pronouns “they”, “them”, or “it”.
Hey, I’m in the group Brockhampton, and my pronouns are they, them, and pennywise.
Pennywise by Chasethemoney100 October 23, 2019
1. Pennywise the Dancing Clown (Robert "Bob" Gray or It) is actually a pregnant female that originated in a void containing and surrounding the Universe. It's final form in the physical realm is a 15 foot high black spider, which is the closest the human mind can get to understanding It's actual physical form. It's natural form exists in a realm beyond the physical called the deadlights. The closest description we get in the book (IT by Stephen King) of this is "an endless hairy thing which was made of light and nothing else, orange light, dead light that mocked life."

It's natural enemy is the Turtle.

2. Pennywise is an American punk rock band that was formed in 1988.

3. Penny Wise is a pseudonym for The Simpsons writer Jon Vitti.
1. Pennywise, when around Eddie, likes to take on the form of a leper and ask him if he wants a blowjob.

2. Pennywise's self-titled debut was in 1991.

3. Penny Wise wrote the episodes "Another Simpsons Clip Show" and "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular".
Pennywise by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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