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peniswise 

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.
Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!
peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016
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peniswise 

A female that loves the cock, and wants to ride, suck, fuck and lick the dick
"see dat hoe she is peniswise"
peniswise by A2K February 18, 2003

Penisilent 

When the male member starts disobeying orders
Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent
Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.
Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel
Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014
Stephen king's greatest creation, Pennywise, is not actually a real clown. It is a malvolient entity that takes the shape of the thing you are most afraid of.
Humans cannot comprehend it's true form and anybody who has ever seen it has gone mad. Pennywise is actually a female, but preferes the shape of a male clown, because it attracts foolish children that eventually become the monster's food
Pennywise is the greates character ever created by Stephen King
pennywise by Myzrael September 21, 2005
A new pronoun for people that refer to themselves with the pronouns “they”, “them”, or “it”.
Hey, I’m in the group Brockhampton, and my pronouns are they, them, and pennywise.
Pennywise by Chasethemoney100 October 23, 2019
1. Pennywise the Dancing Clown (Robert "Bob" Gray or It) is actually a pregnant female that originated in a void containing and surrounding the Universe. It's final form in the physical realm is a 15 foot high black spider, which is the closest the human mind can get to understanding It's actual physical form. It's natural form exists in a realm beyond the physical called the deadlights. The closest description we get in the book (IT by Stephen King) of this is "an endless hairy thing which was made of light and nothing else, orange light, dead light that mocked life."

It's natural enemy is the Turtle.

2. Pennywise is an American punk rock band that was formed in 1988.

3. Penny Wise is a pseudonym for The Simpsons writer Jon Vitti.
1. Pennywise, when around Eddie, likes to take on the form of a leper and ask him if he wants a blowjob.

2. Pennywise's self-titled debut was in 1991.

3. Penny Wise wrote the episodes "Another Simpsons Clip Show" and "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular".
Pennywise by Arc of Reason June 30, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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