Penisism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

penisism 

a really bad sickness decaying women brain cells causing them to humiliate themselves publicly for the approval of men

Erykah Badu saying bless you to travis scott and not to the families of the victims who lost their lives at astroworld this is a example of penisism

penisism by caraneedtoknow November 9, 2021

penisism 

a religion in which the followers believe the universe is one big penis

person 1: penisism is the best religion

person 2: im definetley gonna join penisism

penisism by bigppman69696969696969696969 March 22, 2022

penissimo 

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.

Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.

penissimo by seksimopho November 28, 2012

Penisish 

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

Penisish by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

penisist

a master in the art of playing piano with the penis.

Sarah is a penisist. Her advice to other inspiring penisists is: "You have to be careful. They have to be hard."

penisist by Nickel For A Smile April 9, 2009

Penisimo 

how epic gamers say penis in Italian

haha my penisimo is a very nice
- Gandhi

Penisimo by Absolute fucking Bean May 13, 2019