penisist

a master in the art of playing piano with the penis.

Sarah is a penisist. Her advice to other inspiring penisists is: "You have to be careful. They have to be hard."

penisist by Nickel For A Smile April 9, 2009

Penisist

the act of discrimination based on the size of a man's penis.

"I don't care if you're the president of the united states, that thing is tiny!"

"Penisist!"

Penisist by Hakake May 5, 2010

Penisity 

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.

Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.

Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

penisitis 

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

penisitis by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

Penisism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penisish 

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

Penisish by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

penisite by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007