Penistitas

When your pp is too small and it can’t move

Isaiah has penistitas

by Drewdasnack January 15, 2020

Penisjitsu

Doing a series of hand motions and then a move is performed and when it is the closet male to you penis is ripped off instantly transferring him to a different dimension.

The assassin of John F. Kennedy was never found because he use Penisjitsu and it ripped his own penis off transporting him to a different dimension in which he became safe.

by Masterchief of LCM January 9, 2013

Penistious

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.

That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'

by Telgardo March 3, 2020

penisitis

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

small penisitis

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

by wldcts July 28, 2006

penisitis

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

by the hangar October 20, 2008