Peenism

The religion of hammers.

Ex. Peenism is one of the oldest religion known to man.

by jACoBy&MYerS January 24, 2019

Peeniss

A shipping name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger Games.
PEEta + katNISS = Peeniss

The opposite of Kale, which stands for Katniss and Gale.

Warning: Do not diss these pairings, because the fandom will claw your eyes out.

"TEAM PEENISS OTP!!! <33"

by MeNaK February 8, 2013

penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

by Lisa March 13, 2003

penismanship

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

Peenish

Another word for "Dickish" relating back to the word "penis" instead of "dick." Used to describe how much like a penis a situation, person, or thing is. Also used in conjunction with the suffix "man" (i.e. Peenish-Man) but is still used in the same context as the singular word "peenish."

"Shit... man, I can't believe you would do something that peenish."

"Dude, that's pretty much peenish-man."

by Charles DeMar September 16, 2003

penismccuntfuck

one who purchases something and does not share said object with those around

YO susan dont be a penismccuntfuck, gimmy some cheesybread.

by jim bo jangles March 1, 2007

penismorphious

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

by Peter September 21, 2005