Skip to main content

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis
oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace
by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022
mugGet the Penismancer mug.

Penismancer

Penismancer, just like a necromancer, this user is skilled in the arts of Penismancy, being able to raise, not the dead, but penises with ease, the higher level ones can even cure permanent ED Erectile dysfunction
This person just made my penis work again, they must be a penismancer!
by Seulo May 15, 2021
mugGet the Penismancer mug.

penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.
My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*
by Lisa March 13, 2003
mugGet the penismonger mug.

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs
"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market
by RabidWombat June 1, 2004
mugGet the penismonger mug.

penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.
That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.
by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007
mugGet the penismaster mug.

penishanger

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
by luke7777777 December 8, 2010
mugGet the penishanger mug.

penismuncher

A person, usually a woman, who, while giving a blow job, bites on the penis of the male he/she is giving a blow job to
The blow job I got from her was great, except when she she bit on my penis, what a penismuncher.
by Jostin June 1, 2006
mugGet the penismuncher mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email