penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

by Lisa March 14, 2003

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 02, 2004

Penismongering

Like warmongering - asking, even trying to make war happen. But, y'know, trying to make penis happen.

Ah, don't mind Jerry he's just penismongering.

by Lechuga3738 July 31, 2022