penismonger
Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.
penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003
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penismonger
penismonger by RabidWombat June 1, 2004
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Edward Penisfingers
A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009
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Penismancer by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022
penis monger
A male prostitute.
Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)
The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)
The literal definition is "one who sells penis"
penis monger by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006
pantsmonger
A person of so little import that they deserve nothing more than to either sell or consume pants for a living.
pantsmonger by Bob of Bob March 15, 2004
penishanger
n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
penishanger by luke7777777 December 8, 2010
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