penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

by Lisa March 13, 2003

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Edward Penisfingers

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

penis monger

A male prostitute.

Etymology - Penis (the male reproductive organ) monger (one who sells something)

The literal definition is "one who sells penis"

When my mom died, my dad became a penis monger.

by DaMathBoy November 1, 2006

pantsmonger

A person of so little import that they deserve nothing more than to either sell or consume pants for a living.

Jeff stole my pie, the pantsmonger

by Bob of Bob March 15, 2004

penishanger

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.

Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"

by luke7777777 December 8, 2010