paenismus

Its the feeling of joy for avoiding pain or injury.

The world watches in wonder as the atomic calamity unfolds in Sendai, Japan. The sense of joy experienced, isn't schadenfreude, as many deeply empathize with the pain of the many thousands let bereft, cold homeless, and injured. This joy, is the considered joy of paenismus

by knedo April 3, 2011

penismash

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

by schnervel July 1, 2011

penisus

1. a penis that has wings.

2. a cross between Jesus and a penis. a penis which resembles the popularized image of Jesus.
a penis with long hair and beard.

the penisus flew swiftly accross the moonlit

sky in search of ointment.

by privatmike August 20, 2009

penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

penismuncher

A person, usually a woman, who, while giving a blow job, bites on the penis of the male he/she is giving a blow job to

The blow job I got from her was great, except when she she bit on my penis, what a penismuncher.

by Jostin June 1, 2006

Penismuncher

someone who bites totally... penis to be exact... they enjoy chomping on penis

"Wow, he just spilled that drink on your dress? What a penismuncher"

by SoxBleed November 18, 2004

Peniscus

A synonym for a penis

When a nurse or geinocologyst gives a mans peniscus an ultrasound

by Goou November 23, 2019