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Its the feeling of joy for avoiding pain or injury.

The world watches in wonder as the atomic calamity unfolds in Sendai, Japan. The sense of joy experienced, isn't schadenfreude, as many deeply empathize with the pain of the many thousands let bereft, cold homeless, and injured. This joy, is the considered joy of paenismus

paenismus by knedo April 3, 2011

Words you can keep

penismash

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

penismash by schnervel July 1, 2011

Related Words

paenismus • Penis music • penis mush • penis musician • Penis Mustache • peniscus • penisus • Penesmus • Penisbuster • penismash

penisus

1. a penis that has wings.

2. a cross between Jesus and a penis. a penis which resembles the popularized image of Jesus.
a penis with long hair and beard.

the penisus flew swiftly accross the moonlit

sky in search of ointment.

penisus by privatmike August 20, 2009

penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

penismaster by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

penismuncher

A person, usually a woman, who, while giving a blow job, bites on the penis of the male he/she is giving a blow job to

The blow job I got from her was great, except when she she bit on my penis, what a penismuncher.

penismuncher by Jostin June 1, 2006

Penismuncher

someone who bites totally... penis to be exact... they enjoy chomping on penis

"Wow, he just spilled that drink on your dress? What a penismuncher"

Penismuncher by SoxBleed November 18, 2004

Peniscus

A synonym for a penis

When a nurse or geinocologyst gives a mans peniscus an ultrasound

Peniscus by Goou November 23, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026