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The philosophy of not being dumb and actually looking into stuff more than just what someone else says and developing your own opinions while they aren't being affected by someone else and being yourself, while also not shaming people that don't believe what you don't believe, because that causes pooism.
"Man I have no clue why more people don't use Peeism more, it's just right"
"Yeah, people are just dumb"
Peeism by PeeZus420 November 1, 2021
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JoJo Pieism 

A form of Pieism, a religion worshipping the one true Pie!
I am a follower of JoJo Pieism
JoJo Pieism by The JoJo May 4, 2008
Related Words
1.) nerdy or dorky. 2.) "hugely winning" (as in, "what a fucking winner"). 3.) a term used whenever the impulse to laugh is created (i.e. embarrassing situations).
it was really peeish when she detagged those unflattering pictures of herself.
peeish by shellack October 12, 2011
The worshipping of the Phedo himself, Mr Phee! Pheedists will most likely go to the office to get their ass or vagina plowed before their first period of school.
Ahh, this is obviously the asshole of someone under Pheeism, poor soul!
Pheeism by Dr Anonycunt March 13, 2019

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.
My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*
penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.
"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."
penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

penismccuntfuck 

one who purchases something and does not share said object with those around
YO susan dont be a penismccuntfuck, gimmy some cheesybread.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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