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susan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. susans are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. she knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. they are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. if she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, susan will be your most loyal friend. but watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.

her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. susan will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.

be on your toes though! susan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.

susan has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.

susan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!
P.S. call her susie or sue and she will kill you!
did you talk to the new girl?
yea, she's totally a susan
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A Susan is someone who is generous, smart, and open-minded. They love to have fun, but know right from wrong. They don't really have friends they trust, but are always there for other people. Susan's are very good at keeping secrets and building friendships. They don't hate anyone and never hold grudges. Their biggest weakness is forgiveness. She forgives to easily, and has an amazing capacity to care about people, even those who hurt her.
A Susan is extremely beautiful but denies it. She never sees the good qualities in herself but only in other people.
Susans are very ambitious. They love to get involved and are very athletic. They tend to be really talented at their favorite sport and always give it their all.
When it comes to the future, Susans dream BIG. They'll do whatever it takes to reach their goal and won't allow anyone to bring them down.
Susans make excellent companions and will love you like no one else could. They care more about their lovers feelings than their own and will do almost anything to see them smile.
Did you see Susan today? She looks beautiful!
I love Susan!
She's so amazing!
by einstein5608 August 17, 2013
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Known as a super senior, cranky, jaded, "been-there-done-that" Flight Attendant. She resembles a woman whom has been working for 25+ years. Usually in her 50s-70s. She is keeper of all galleys and a master hoarder of provisions. A woman who sought out a glamorous life of traveling the world as a Stewardess, only to bitch and complain about issues with the job/airline company. A woman who clearly used to enjoy the little things in life but somehow lost the ability to see the purpose of enjoying anything at all so is left to inflict misery and suffering on everything and everyone. Some will go as far a to check every phone to make sure they're on airplane mode. Wears hair clips and scrunchies, crocs, clarks boot shoes, quite possibly endless amounts of makeup (i.e. Blue eye shadow, rosy cheeks, hot pink lips, and probably fillers).
When Susan complains about the free Shuttle and that we arrived too early to the airport. “We should of taken an Uber!!” Thanks Susan.

Susan: "I miss the good ol' days of travel. When people dressed up. Our service was so nice."
Also Susan: *does not give passengers choice of cookie or pretzel* "It's too much work! You have to repeat yourself!"
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by SassyStew July 18, 2018
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Susan's tend to be wonderful girls! If you've got one hold on tight! Susan's are extremely fun, caring, intelligent, very funny, beautiful, and make the best friends and girlfriends ever! They are the epitome of classyness!
Did you see Susan today? She looks beautiful!
I love Susan!
I wish I had Susan!
by Beeper727 August 27, 2008
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1: Wow Kate Upton looks so Susan today!
2: I know right? Perfection!

1: Dude Spoon's music is so Susan. The harmonies fit so well together.
2: I wish I was stoned.
by TheBuddha October 23, 2014
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A woman that can be a classy lady when she needs to be. She wears tailored clothes, sends thank you cards to your grandmother, and knows what fork to use during each course. The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery.
That Susan is so classy and a badass! How is that possible?
by bansheelaughter June 11, 2012
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Susan is the best girl a man can ever meet she is funny intellegent educated and all in all a round thing she knows what guys like and how she has to use her sexappeal in the right ways she got many talents and is known to be good in bed
what she wants she gets her physics are smashing you won't regreted to date her
and once you touched her heart she is all yours and faithful
of all the lovers susan got she decides which guy she pics cause susan is an clever chick
by wizzlars February 03, 2013
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