penismccuntfuck 

one who purchases something and does not share said object with those around

YO susan dont be a penismccuntfuck, gimmy some cheesybread.

penismccuntfuck by jim bo jangles March 1, 2007

Penismccuntfuckpenguinshitassmonger 

A word to describe the stupidest of the stupid, gayest of the gay, most retarded of reatrds, or the worst rank of anything bad.

Dude, Jake is a Penismccuntfuckpenguinshitassmonger, he is so fucking stupid

Penismccuntfuckpenguinshitassmonger by Vincent Vigorous September 7, 2007