Peter's definitions

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

by Peter December 10, 2003

catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

by Peter February 24, 2004

procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

green screen

Antiquated computer system, most commonly the AS400. The monitor showed a black background with green text.

Man, I'm sure glad we got rid of those green screens.

by Peter April 15, 2004

Focus

Great Dutch rock band, famous for the song "Hocus Pocus".

I went to see Focus, the other night, and they rocked. No other band can yodel like that!

by Peter July 7, 2004

manky

To be spoilt or become defective.

I tried to cook a roast dinner but it came out all manky.
My bicycle's front wheel is manky.

by Peter December 19, 2003

t8tf

the eight toed freek

my friend has two toes stuck together ie hammer toes

by peter February 7, 2005