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pintsmanship 

The ability to hold one's beer without spilling it all over the shop.
Animal spills his beer all over Tres.
Big Bird: Mate that's terrible pintsmanship.
pintsmanship by MCC_TRES September 16, 2009

penmanship 

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.
father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me.
penmanship by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014

penwomanship 

the effeminized name of penmanship, to be used when describing the art or skill of good handwriting of a woman.
Mrs. Murphy: "John, do you remember when I was admiring your penmanship before, when you were using scrint?

John Kelly: "Yes Mrs. Murphy, I do."

Mrs. Murphy: "Well, I wrote a few sentences and I want your input on my penmanship."

John Kelly: "Sure thing Mrs. Murphy, but since you're a woman, it's called penwomanship."

Penmanship 

Using your tongue to write your name. Another word for Cunnilingus.
Mark went above and beyond to show Susan his penmanship.
Penmanship by Shhhhhdotnet May 26, 2021

penmanship 

the idea that in lieu of better writing, only the fool with the pen could write that the pen was mightier than the sword, so due tell, when no one has swords, around, and everybody still writes or draws their thoughts in any way shape or form
hieroglyphics are characters of penmanship, and so all illustrative imagery, however symbollic in origins, can be classed as expressions of penmanship in varying degrees, styles and effectiveness.
penmanship may also refer to the ability to adhere to certain grammatical phrasings and word uses in narrowed down parts of the human race, demons
"I don't think you can grade me on this thing, and call it poor penmanship. my grandmother is a scholar in quebec, and she knows this checks out splendidly, she said. what standard are you holding me to, exatly?"
"I felt like I could understand ever passage you wrote, each connecting intricately to the other; remarkable penmanship, I'd have to say, and gladly do so, Steven..." "Gee! Thanks Mr. Miles!"
penmanship by Setsuko Kaguya October 2, 2016

penmanship 

A strange word made up of 3 normal words (pen + man + ship). If you are looking for definition you most probably traveled through time from the year 1500.
What is the meaning of penmanship?
penmanship by CyborgGR November 20, 2018
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