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A shipping name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger Games.
PEEta + katNISS = Peeniss

The opposite of Kale, which stands for Katniss and Gale.

Warning: Do not diss these pairings, because the fandom will claw your eyes out.
"TEAM PEENISS OTP!!! <33"
Peeniss by MeNaK February 8, 2013
Words you can keep
A large, majestic ship. These crispy ships have the biggest cannon of all the other ships in the sea. Nicknamed "OTP", it always provides comfort and many cakes with delicate, artful frosting designs on them.
"Did you see that Peeniss?"
"Uhh, yeah! It was so big, it was hard to miss!"
Peeniss by fire-bread-snare January 1, 2012
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Collapsable,portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup
Your in Traffic and your kid needs to go to the Bathroom so you reach in the bag and take out the you guessed it the Collapsable,portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup and say here pee n iss
Peeniss by Cyn D June 12, 2005
The Collapsable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup!
Your in traffic and your kid needs to pee Mommy Mommy I gotta go Potty! You reach in your purse and pull out you guessed it your Collapasable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup! And you say Pee n iss!
Peeniss by Cyn D June 11, 2005

penissimo 

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.
Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.
penissimo by seksimopho November 28, 2012
The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".
"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"
Peenits by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.
Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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