Palinitis 

The inflammation and general irritation caused by the media's obsession with Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

I can't go to Google News without getting a case of Palinitis.

Palinitis by Muttley1975 October 17, 2008

Paliniosexual 

As opposed to a sapiosexual, a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence; a paliniosexual is a person sexually attracted to ignorance.

Pat Buchanan is sexually attracted to Sarah Palin; therefore, Pat Buchanan is a paliniosexual.

Paliniosexual by pari_passu September 10, 2010

Palinite 

An individual who appeals to the lowest common denominator. A rabble rouser who does not possess any significant intellectual abilities. Term was coined by Fox Sports reporter Jason Whitlock

Palinites are complaining about Common appearing at the White House.

All the Palinites are boycotting Family Guy

Palinite by KingOfTheStreets June 7, 2011

Palineism 

When a person with a public voice makes a vocabulary blunder. Usually creating a whole new word, ie; "misunderestimate". Then after being called on the mis-speech, they claim to be right, or "selfjustified".

Ms P; I don't want to unelaborate on this topic, but truthyness is a big overatism.

Reporter; Boy, just listen to all that Palineism!

Palineism by the Toad January 3, 2011

paintist 

a painter. also known as someone who paints.

bailey: what was pablo picasso?
mai: a paintist!

paintist by yeetgod3000 September 30, 2018

palinguistics 

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.

I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.

palinguistics by thebetterTed February 3, 2010

Palinvision 

Palinvision - the incredible ability to physically see beyond your own continent; first recognized by the 2008 vice-presidential candiate.

1. When I was in France my boss called me from N.Y. and with his palinvision said, “…put some underpants on…”

2. You don’t need palinvision to trim your merkin.

Palinvision by Jackie Peppers May 16, 2010