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paintist 

a painter. also known as someone who paints.
bailey: what was pablo picasso?
mai: a paintist!
paintist by yeetgod3000 September 30, 2018
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paintstick

This is a device found in hardware stores. It normally sucks paint up the tube in order to be released at the users control onto a roller and then applied to a flat surface. It can also be used for the application of staining decks. The more common use among college kids is to fill it with various types of alcohol. The paintstick holds about 15 ounces of liquid. The paintstick has the advantage over the beerbong because it can use pressure in addition to gravity. The paintstick needs to be filled from a pitcher first, so it is slightly more time consuming. Its basic function could replace the beerbong completely if desired. It is often used as a supplement to those who want to try something new and have a high ability to chug. The current world record holder for the paintstick is probably E.J.
Wilbert: I gotta slam these beers before the game starts, do you guy have a beerbong?
Robby: No, but we have a paintstick. It does the same job but faster.
paintstick by Joseph Ihrke March 26, 2008

Painistan 

Painistan is a landlocked and mountainous land, near the region of Hurtbad. The residents Painistan are primarily adults in their 20s and 30s. Their unique features include sweating, shaking, nausea, and excessive sleeping habits. Paintain is typically only inhabited the day after nights of excessive consumption of alcohol, followed by large amounts of food consumption after 2AM. The climate varies by region and tends to change quite rapidly. Large parts of the land are dry, and fresh water supplies are limited.
Person 1: Dude, report status.
Person 2: In Painistan, near the region of Hurtbad
Painistan by Eagle One June 20, 2010

PaintStation 

The ultimate game for socially dysfunctional males. It combines all the bogus camaraderie of paintball with the isolation and pointlessness of computer games.
Police officers broke into the apartment after neighbours reported they hadn't seen Billy Fuckwit for over 10 days. They found him dead wearing just a comedy beer drinking hat, slumped over his PaintStation.
PaintStation by Spleenvent September 4, 2006

Pantistrop 

A grown man having a strop worthy of a teenage girl or very camp gay man.
Dave had a pantistrop when Shelia wouldn't put out
Pantistrop by Shoveon August 1, 2018

paintstaking work 

Extremely careful precise work wif da tempera and water-colors.
I did some really paintstaking work on da community-mural, and felt totally drained afterwards. But then everyone was super-pleased and praisingly impressed wif da final result, so I felt it was all worth da extra effort.
paintstaking work by QuacksO August 12, 2018

paintstick

Where someone shoves a paint stick filled with raw eggs up their ass and then sits down on it, forcing the liquid into their bowels.
That guy Watson last night man, he took a paintstick with an egg that had a double yolk! He couldn't sleep for a week!
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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