paintist

a painter. also known as someone who paints.

bailey: what was pablo picasso?
mai: a paintist!

by yeetgod3000 September 30, 2018

paintist

a big dumb whore. Also smells bad.

I'd go if that paintist wasn't standing in the way.

by Late|fusion-tec December 6, 2006

paintstick

This is a device found in hardware stores. It normally sucks paint up the tube in order to be released at the users control onto a roller and then applied to a flat surface. It can also be used for the application of staining decks. The more common use among college kids is to fill it with various types of alcohol. The paintstick holds about 15 ounces of liquid. The paintstick has the advantage over the beerbong because it can use pressure in addition to gravity. The paintstick needs to be filled from a pitcher first, so it is slightly more time consuming. Its basic function could replace the beerbong completely if desired. It is often used as a supplement to those who want to try something new and have a high ability to chug. The current world record holder for the paintstick is probably E.J.

Wilbert: I gotta slam these beers before the game starts, do you guy have a beerbong?
Robby: No, but we have a paintstick. It does the same job but faster.

by Joseph Ihrke March 26, 2008

Painistan

Painistan is a landlocked and mountainous land, near the region of Hurtbad. The residents Painistan are primarily adults in their 20s and 30s. Their unique features include sweating, shaking, nausea, and excessive sleeping habits. Paintain is typically only inhabited the day after nights of excessive consumption of alcohol, followed by large amounts of food consumption after 2AM. The climate varies by region and tends to change quite rapidly. Large parts of the land are dry, and fresh water supplies are limited.

Person 1: Dude, report status.
Person 2: In Painistan, near the region of Hurtbad

by Eagle One June 20, 2010

PaintStation

The ultimate game for socially dysfunctional males. It combines all the bogus camaraderie of paintball with the isolation and pointlessness of computer games.

Police officers broke into the apartment after neighbours reported they hadn't seen Billy Fuckwit for over 10 days. They found him dead wearing just a comedy beer drinking hat, slumped over his PaintStation.

by Spleenvent September 4, 2006

Pantistrop

A grown man having a strop worthy of a teenage girl or very camp gay man.

Dave had a pantistrop when Shelia wouldn't put out

by Shoveon August 1, 2018

paintstaking work

Extremely careful precise work wif da tempera and water-colors.

I did some really paintstaking work on da community-mural, and felt totally drained afterwards. But then everyone was super-pleased and praisingly impressed wif da final result, so I felt it was all worth da extra effort.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018