Galinitis 

Galinitis (GAH-LIN-EY-TIS)- Sexually transmitted disease which causes symptoms of extreme irritation to others, prone attitude towards blacking out, and hunger for dick.

Bones caught an awful case of galinitis that one night on the Mall at UMD didn't he?

Galinitis by Mdeads June 15, 2011

Ganitis 

The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.

Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.

Ganitis by ehealth November 4, 2008

Palinitis 

The inflammation and general irritation caused by the media's obsession with Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

I can't go to Google News without getting a case of Palinitis.

Palinitis by Muttley1975 October 17, 2008

Galginaitis

inflammation of the Galgin.
the only people (if they are even considered people) that have a galgin, are the ones that turn into animals (such as a warewolf or a mermaid)

When the doctor was examining Jacob Black, he noticed that he had Galginaitis

Galginaitis by K Galg November 26, 2009

Geminitis 

The erotic fascination (more commonly in males) with female twins; particularly of the more aesthetically pleasing category.

i.e: t.i.l.f's

scenario: come on now, do you really need me to describe it for you?....ok, fine

if every time you see two twin chicks walking together your mind goes straight into the gutter, you my friend have Geminitis.

Geminitis by Logan Cain January 13, 2008

Galintas 

A very sexual guy that finds a hard time with not being hot

Hey did you see Galintas?
Yeah he’s the hot one

Galintas by Masterofyes March 13, 2023

galantis 

a british edm band who has many songs like runaway and peanut butter jelly.

galantis should be on the radio more often.

galantis by doompy poomp January 9, 2017