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Ganitis
The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Related Words
Galinitis • galantis • Ganitis • Galginaitis • Galintas • galintia • Galintines • Gamingitis • Gavinitus • Geminitis
Palinitis
The inflammation and general irritation caused by the media's obsession with Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Palinitis by Muttley1975 October 17, 2008
Galginaitis
inflammation of the Galgin.
the only people (if they are even considered people) that have a galgin, are the ones that turn into animals (such as a warewolf or a mermaid)
the only people (if they are even considered people) that have a galgin, are the ones that turn into animals (such as a warewolf or a mermaid)
Galginaitis by K Galg November 26, 2009
Geminitis
The erotic fascination (more commonly in males) with female twins; particularly of the more aesthetically pleasing category.
i.e: t.i.l.f's
scenario: come on now, do you really need me to describe it for you?....ok, fine
if every time you see two twin chicks walking together your mind goes straight into the gutter, you my friend have Geminitis.
scenario: come on now, do you really need me to describe it for you?....ok, fine
if every time you see two twin chicks walking together your mind goes straight into the gutter, you my friend have Geminitis.
Geminitis by Logan Cain January 13, 2008
Galintas
Galintas by Masterofyes March 13, 2023
galantis
galantis by doompy poomp January 9, 2017
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