Palineism 

When a person with a public voice makes a vocabulary blunder. Usually creating a whole new word, ie; "misunderestimate". Then after being called on the mis-speech, they claim to be right, or "selfjustified".

Ms P; I don't want to unelaborate on this topic, but truthyness is a big overatism.

Reporter; Boy, just listen to all that Palineism!

Palineism by the Toad January 3, 2011

Palinism 

1. Malapropism, non-sensical verbiage, non-sequitor or other illogical, stream of concious meanderings uttered by Sarah Palin.

2. A form of homespun, Midwestern demagoguery and fear mongering comprised of a stream of logically unrelated and unsupported talking points uttered by an attractive woman with nice cans and a presumably fine ass intended to engender loyalty among those inspired by demagoguery, non-sequitors, a great smile, nice tits and a presumably fine ass.

See, e.g., Palin interview with Couric as parodied on SNL.

A Palinism is contained in the following thread: "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." –-Sarah Palin, in a message posted on Facebook about Obama's health care plan, Aug. 12, 2009

Palinism by muskybait January 28, 2010

Palinese 

A hard-to-decipher language that originated in Wasilla, Alaska. Believed to have first been spoken and heard in the 21st Century, it is characterized by use of moronic oversimplified phrases such as "Russia's in my backyard," "gotcha journalism," "death panels," "lame stream media," and "you betcha."

Estimated global population known to speak the language: 1 person(s)

If the former Governor of Alaska decides to run for President in 2012, we'll all need some type of interpreter during the debates 'cause no one else on earth understands Palinese.

Palinese by dookeyboy November 21, 2010

Palinvision 

Palinvision - the incredible ability to physically see beyond your own continent; first recognized by the 2008 vice-presidential candiate.

1. When I was in France my boss called me from N.Y. and with his palinvision said, “…put some underpants on…”

2. You don’t need palinvision to trim your merkin.

Palinvision by Jackie Peppers May 16, 2010

Palinist 

Pejorative term originally used to describe any supporter of former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Although originally used by the political left to describe someone with narrow yet oxymoronically undefinable views, the word has since become a blanket term for 'idiot' used by both the political left and right.

"I think healthcare is fine the way it is."
"Oh, well, what specifically do you like about the current system?"
"I dunno."
"You're a freakin' Palinist. Go listen to Rush Limbaugh."

Palinist by Billy McDoogle February 20, 2010

Palinism 

1. An ambiguous colloquial expression that may cause confusion and be interpreted in different ways depending upon circumstance.

2. A statement that has no known basis in science or reality.

3. A statement of religious identity.

Palinism

Definitions:

1. Drill baby! Drill! Oh, Boodles! No, I didn't mean that hole!

2. On drilling in the ANWR:

"God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats."

3. On Alaskan soldiers serving in Iraq:

"Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we'd be Muslims too or even Jewish!"

Palinism by I_Ate_Palin_for_a_Snack May 6, 2010

Palinesque

Fake, Transparent, Blabbering Idiot

Fox News is a complete parade of Palinesque Baffoons.

I'd rather be Bidenesque than Palinesque

Palinesque by Bill O'Lielly, Han Shammity January 16, 2009