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PISSTIAN 

A New Zealand based Canadian that Values selling himself to society as a wealthy and trendy character. These enigmatic species tend to have intellectual disorders and struggle to socialise with Aerodynamic Figures. They tend to develop neurons through inquiry learning. Valuing social media and Kiwifruit Peelers to provoke their hormones.
"PISSTIAN! stop turning off the lights" or "PISSTIAN! get of your phone" The classroom screams? He tends to ignore and repeat his antics daily.
PISSTIAN by anonymous March 7, 2021
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what mexicans, chicanos, latinos, vatos, eses, call "drinking" usually beer but can also be applied to hard liquor like tequila or mixed drinks like a chelada or a margarita, but usually just beer.

calo slang for drinking
quieres Ir a pistiar holmes?" "simon ese ive been pistiando all day
Pistiando by Spider Bambony June 20, 2011

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

pisstang 

That zesty taste when you have oral sex after a night out, maybe a hint of urine on the tongue. Imagine putting your tongue on a battery.
Cyanide Dave loves the pisstang from that sweaty twat
pisstang by Eddy loves God January 31, 2015

pisstank 

(verb) to drink beer in excess
(noun) a sot/drunkard
(verb) "Let's go get a couple of sixpacks and pisstank."
(noun) "Charlie, you're nothing but an old pisstank."
pisstank by ahti koski November 28, 2003

Social pisstance 

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Pisstiano Fraudnaldo 

The biggest finished fraud in the world whos currently playing in a Fraudi Oilrabia bottling club,Var Nassr as a penalty and tapin merchant.
Person 1:who’s playing in camel league?
Person 2:Pisstiano Fraudnaldo
Pisstiano Fraudnaldo by ur mom doer September 25, 2023
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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