yeah fat cunt...you are now checking on the piss-tank after looking at the front-bum.well you are still a fat mother-fucker who needs to get off their ass and go do excercise
dont worry about yercomputer lard ass..it'll still be there when you get back from your big walk to the burger king.
The "swamp-gas" smell you get when you split a chicks pussy open and your dick goes from hard to soft in 0.05 seconds.
The other night I was with this chick. I bent her over my couch...Cracka-lacka...I busted that pussy open. Her pusstank was so strong that my eyes water and my dick tucked between my balls.
"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!