Slang term for the toilet / bathroom (Gents only generally).

The term is considered rude/jovial and not suitable for usage in higher class establishments.
Excuse us mate, where's the pisser?
by Kit N May 7, 2017
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A somewhat vulgar slang term for one of those wall-mounted porcelain urinals; the fixture found in men's rooms put there for the sole purpose of collecting and then disposing of micturition (urine).
Hey Josh, wait a sec!
I need to go and use the pisser before we go to the next club!
by Telephony July 8, 2013
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The way to smoke weed in London, Ontario. Made from a plastic bottle and ratchet piece melted into cap at top, you fill up a milk jug or XL cup with water and burn a pinky sized hole at the bottom corner of the bottle and insert that inside the water with the cap off. Now you are ready to pack your kush in the pisser cap you made with a metal ratchet piece and screw it firmly on the submerged bottle. All thats left is lighting your bowl and slowly lift up the bottle from the water to get that smoke in, unscrew the cap just after the last bit of water comes out the hole and put your mouth on it sucking smoke out while slowly pushing the bottle back in the water with your mouth and hand getting all the remaining smoke in the pisser. Duh LoNDoN WaY
Yo lets go smoke that pisser outside!
by londonpisser February 11, 2015
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A person so funny, they make you piss your pants.
by fritzenbacher November 14, 2006
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A word used in mock earnest to indicate grave misfortune.
I read in the Boston Globe that Senator Kennedy has a prostate the size of a grapefruit...now ain't that a pisser!
by harry flashman August 1, 2003
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some where to go for a piss at the pub
where the fucks the pisser?
by tamahau March 2, 2003
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A vulgar term referring to a restroom. Similar meaning to shitter, though pisser generally isn't refering to "a toilet", but to a "restroom, with the purpose of using a toilet". Basically, you can say "on the shitter" but you shouldn't say "on the pisser", and you say "in the pisser", not "in the shitter", which would refer to inside the toilet.

When someone is "in the pisser", they are taking a piss.
Where's Patty?
She's in the pisser, she'll be out in a sec.
by Laqueshus June 6, 2009
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