pisstance

how far one can throw his/her piss.

Johnny throws some major pisstance when he takes a pee.

by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Picktance

When driving a car: A distance whereby the driver can pick his/her nose without being seen by the driver of the car in front via rear view or side mirrors.

Sally was driving behind another car when she felt the need for a nasal spring clean so she broke as to increase the picktance between herself and the car in front.

by Shombray5000 September 28, 2014

Pisstachio

unfortunate seepage during ticklish fellatio from heavily moustachioed individual. Male or female.

"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry your extravagant facial hair has caused me to pisstachio."

by sharrypops October 7, 2009

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014

pisstoned

When you get pissed on alcohol and stoned on weed at the same time.

Jamie: "how do you feel after the party?"
Esther: "I'm sooo pisstoned"

by GotPisstoned October 18, 2020

pissanle

When you’re having a moment with someone you’re close with, but then you decide to ruin the moment by saying this word.

Axel: “People like you are very addicting, there’s nothing bad about it.”

Cora: “I get attached to people too easily.”

Axel: “You’re just… so amazing… so pissanle.”

Cora: “...”

by ur moms a guy February 16, 2022