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pisstance by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009
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Social pisstance
Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020
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Picktance
When driving a car: A distance whereby the driver can pick his/her nose without being seen by the driver of the car in front via rear view or side mirrors.
Sally was driving behind another car when she felt the need for a nasal spring clean so she broke as to increase the picktance between herself and the car in front.
Picktance by Shombray5000 September 28, 2014
Pisstachio
Pisstachio by sharrypops October 7, 2009
pissitancy
Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness
pissitancy by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014
pissanle
When you’re having a moment with someone you’re close with, but then you decide to ruin the moment by saying this word.
Axel: “People like you are very addicting, there’s nothing bad about it.”
Cora: “I get attached to people too easily.”
Axel: “You’re just… so amazing… so pissanle.”
Cora: “...”
Cora: “I get attached to people too easily.”
Axel: “You’re just… so amazing… so pissanle.”
Cora: “...”
pissanle by ur moms a guy February 16, 2022
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