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pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
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Social pisstance 

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020

pisstance 

how far one can throw his/her piss.
Johnny throws some major pisstance when he takes a pee.
pisstance by Anthony Melvin September 26, 2009

Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.
Social Pisstancing at its finest!
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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