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Pissangulation 

When attempting to urinate in the toilet pan, or urinal, the stream of one's piss breaks into two distinct sub-streams. The result of this phenomenon being that meaningful aim is rendered impossible - ultimately causing piss covered feet, yellow stained trousers or damp knees. The name is derived from the triangle formation of the streams - the angle of which, combined with the aimer's height results in a mathematical impossibility for accuracy.
Fuck, I've got an important presentation and pissangulation has caused me to wet my buff coloured strides and suede shoes - I look like an incontinent fool.

pisstank 

(verb) to drink beer in excess
(noun) a sot/drunkard
(verb) "Let's go get a couple of sixpacks and pisstank."
(noun) "Charlie, you're nothing but an old pisstank."
pisstank by ahti koski November 28, 2003

Pisswangle 

Noun: an archaic device common to British railway station restrooms until the 1960's. The Pisswangle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the Pisswangler or Pisswangle operator. The male genatalia is passed through the wangle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.
"Lord Thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent's room pisswangler at Victoria station handsomely."
Pisswangle by Nate December 13, 2004

Social pisstance 

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.
WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!
Social pisstance by Covidblues April 18, 2020

pusstang 

pusstang: vaginal juice

'tang' as in orange tang(drink)

'puss' as in pussy/vagina

=pusstang
whoa! i'd love to have her pusstang!
pusstang by BR-U-CEY November 25, 2009

pusstang 

Any sports car, but specifically Mustangs, that have an automatic transmission and not a 5 speed.
Teenager: Dude, I just bought this brand new 2008 Camaro!

Friend: Man, that ain't nothin but a pusstang!
pusstang by mauserman November 7, 2007