Prisstian

Prisstian is a amazing house wife she is overall sexy and beautiful. She is thicc, thick , and thicQ . She is a BBB and a or a B3 which means big booty Becky. She has smaller boobs but she can throw it back. She twerks like a professional. She can cook sing dance and do anything you want

"Omg she is such a prisstian"

"She has the sex appeal of a prisstian"

by numbbucket January 11, 2019

Prussian

A person with descendants/from of the region/kingdom/state of Prussia. Prussia is located in Central Europe and extends from the south-eastern coast of the Baltic Sea to the Masurian Lake District. It is currently now divided into the countries of Poland, Russia, and Lithuania. The former German state of Prussia took its name from this region.

Baron Friedrich von Steuben was a Prussian soldier who trained American soldiers in the Revolutionary War.

by Ilhana January 9, 2008

Prussian roulette

The process of 5 or 6 guys masturbating and ejaculating into a cup then gently swirling the cup and artificially inseminating a participating female. After 21 years has passed the child and everyone of the male participants will undergo a paternity test to determine who is the father.

Zachary looks really happy.
Yeah he just found out he won Prussian roulette

by big. daddy September 7, 2014

Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

Pistiando

what mexicans, chicanos, latinos, vatos, eses, call "drinking" usually beer but can also be applied to hard liquor like tequila or mixed drinks like a chelada or a margarita, but usually just beer.

calo slang for drinking

quieres Ir a pistiar holmes?" "simon ese ive been pistiando all day

by Spider Bambony June 20, 2011

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014

Pristinis

A penis that is pristine

Wow, Rob's penis is so fantastic. I would even go as so far as calling it a pristinis!

by The Founder of the Pristinis March 20, 2017