Oblituary

When you're going to drink so much, there's a high chance that you will in fact die.

I better write my oblituary, tonight I will crush this entire keg solo.

by Monkey Bars November 8, 2009

Walking Obituary

People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.

New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.

by ZDogg77 January 24, 2011

Obituary Tourist

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.

Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.

by JonSpade May 9, 2010

Omituary

Omituary - (ō-, -ˈmi-chə-rē) {considered vulgar} A vile attempt by a wicked parent or step parent to erase the existence of an unwanted family member.

Wow, Ted did you see that you weren't mentioned in your father's omituary?

by Trashsmurf March 18, 2011

Obituary

Obituary is a pioneering American death metal band from Florida that has left a huge impact on death metal. The band features arguably the best death metal screamer of all time: John Tardy.

Obituary is going to perform tonight!

by DaRoffle October 17, 2015

obituary

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.

by fredo October 22, 2003

obliticry

The most awful place imaginable. Where every bad thing you can think of can possibly happen. A doomed place no person deserves to spend eternity in, except Justin Bieber.

Ted: Yo did that kid really play you in NBA 2k10?

Bud: Yeah. He was beating me at first, but then I fuckin sent his whole team to obliticry. Destroyed their asses.

by Raul Bloodworth April 7, 2010