keg

A small cask or barrel with a capacity of about 30 gallons (114 liters).
Such a container and its contents.
A unit of weight used for nails, equal to 100 pounds (45.5 kilograms).

Man, that KEG we downed last night was a bitch!

by gillios October 12, 2003

keg

One of the four greatest things invented for college students.

See Also: Partying, Women, Beer, Pregaming on Football Saturday

Student 1: Whats going down tonight?
Student 2: Well I just got my fake & there are some honeys next door. Let's grab a keg & make a kickass party.

by Big Juan Julio "Toothpaste" Johnson December 22, 2006

keg

When a thick layer of fat covers your six pack abs.

This ain't no six pack, it's one big keg.

by DrPearl February 23, 2010

keg

the next step up from six-pack abs, plus no work out required, just sit on your ass and eat

Dude, i got a six-pack, oh yeah! well I got a twelve-pack! hey guys, stop, i win because i got a keg!

by Sh0t331 October 07, 2010

keg

A woman who is full of beer and is promiscuous

Steve tapped Lisa like the keg that she is.

by weak sauce 05 June 27, 2005

keg

1) to pull sum1s trousers dwn to the amusement of every apart frm th trouser wearers
2) to describe sumthin crap

did you see charles shoot in that match, it was a keg effort.

by kenyan September 13, 2007

keg

Slang for faeces

"He dropped a keg"

by K-man September 11, 2003