3 definitions by JonSpade

Obituary Tourist

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.

Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.

by JonSpade May 9, 2010

maybeyer

A non-committal person. Someone that neither says yes or no - they're always on the fence.

Staying true to form, Christine opted with a maybe on her facebook invitation. Christine is a maybeyer.

by JonSpade January 30, 2016

Globist

A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.

A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.

by JonSpade February 2, 2017