obliticry

The most awful place imaginable. Where every bad thing you can think of can possibly happen. A doomed place no person deserves to spend eternity in, except Justin Bieber.

Ted: Yo did that kid really play you in NBA 2k10?

Bud: Yeah. He was beating me at first, but then I fuckin sent his whole team to obliticry. Destroyed their asses.

by Raul Bloodworth April 7, 2010

Oblituary

When you're going to drink so much, there's a high chance that you will in fact die.

I better write my oblituary, tonight I will crush this entire keg solo.

by Monkey Bars November 8, 2009