fredo's definitions

santamya

hoe that sucks dick

Santamya pulls all the boys she’s a

by Fredo February 22, 2018

gamer

Someone who plays hard every time, playing through injuries or great mental anguish.

Steve McNair plays through injuries all the time; he's a gamer.

by Fredo February 22, 2005

duck ass

Duck Ass is that obnoxious Meg Ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. There are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. It is a close relative of the mullet.

Tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck ass hair-do. Why can't she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+

by Fredo May 20, 2004

whorenow

An uppity bitch, usually white, who drives around in high priced cars, either SUVS or brand new Jettas, whilest drinking Dunkin Donuts Iced COffee and talking on her cell phone and not paying any attention to the road.
-see slutfor

Damn, look at those whorenows! Looks like they haven't gotten their daily iced coffee injection yet!

by Fredo February 15, 2004

obituary

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.

by fredo October 22, 2003

models

cheekbones that sell cosmetics, hipbones that sell anorexia.

wow, she is in great shape! she's 5'9" and weighs 82lbs!!

by fredo October 22, 2003

talk show

an opportunity for people to confess to millions of viewers what they would be ashamed to admit to their next-door neighbors.

i'm soo ashamed of cheating on my husband with my brother, i have to confess on the Jerry Springer show!

by fredo October 22, 2003