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Obituary is a pioneering American death metal band from Florida that has left a huge impact on death metal. The band features arguably the best death metal screamer of all time: John Tardy.
Obituary is going to perform tonight!
Obituary by DaRoffle October 17, 2015
Urban Dictionary Merch
a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.
Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
obituary by fredo October 22, 2003
Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??
My world no longer has any meaning.
Obituary by SARCASM November 24, 2004

Obituary Tourist 

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.
Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
Obituary Tourist by JonSpade May 9, 2010

Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.
Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.

Obituary liar 

An individual who engages in compulsive distribution of falsehoods packaged as veracity.

A mountebank, a sophist, a specious spurious lot, an apocryphal. Or simply, someone who is deadass lying.
Anyone who says they can accurately predict weather is an obituary liar.
Obituary liar by hartzosaurus September 13, 2019

obituary milker 

A person (attention-whore) whom barely acknowledged and or hardly knew someone but will socially grieve over them for attention. These people are defective and need to get a life.
Attention whore turns obituary milker as another means for attention.
obituary milker by 'One Warning' January 10, 2015
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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