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a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.
Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
obituary by fredo October 22, 2003
Oh damn....

We lost Yasser Arafat and Old Dirty Bastard in the same week??
My world no longer has any meaning.
Obituary by SARCASM November 24, 2004

Obituary Tourist 

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.
Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.

Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.
Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.

Obituary liar 

An individual who engages in compulsive distribution of falsehoods packaged as veracity.

A mountebank, a sophist, a specious spurious lot, an apocryphal. Or simply, someone who is deadass lying.
Anyone who says they can accurately predict weather is an obituary liar.
Obituary liar by hartzosaurus September 13, 2019

obituary milker 

A person (attention-whore) whom barely acknowledged and or hardly knew someone but will socially grieve over them for attention. These people are defective and need to get a life.
Attention whore turns obituary milker as another means for attention.
obituary milker by 'One Warning' January 10, 2015