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Numpty Crew
A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.
Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019
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Numper
a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.
A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained
death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.
*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson
**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"
***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained
death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.
*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson
**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"
***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.
Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019
Nymphodevil
Named after the Social media influencer Nymphodevil. This term is used to describe A beautiful girl that carries a lot of naughty sexual energy and teases men with her slutty devilish nature. She is angelic, sweet & sexy & isn’t afraid to use her merely supernatural level of sex appeal in a dark, manipulative tasteful way to drive men crazy. She is a nymphodevil
“The young girl intoxicated all of the men around her when she behaved like an Nymphodevil at the beach.”
Nymphodevil by Blake lyster January 16, 2022
numper
a cuntish person.
Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019
Nymphadora
Nymphadora (tonks) Nymphadora translates as "Gift of the Nymphs." A "nymph," in Greek mythology, refers to "a member of group of female 'spirits' found in different types of nature." They are further classified by where they were found. They also had the ability to change shapes, a very clear connection to Tonks' own ability to shape-shift. In Latin, "nympha" translates to "a bride" and "Nymphae" to "the Nymphs."
Nymphadora is a young witch in the Harry Potter series. she is a Metamorphus and an Auror for the Ministry of Magic. She is known for being extreamly clumsy and usually cheerfull as well for sporting bubblegum pink hair. Her mother, Andromeda, is one of the three black sisters, though unlike her sisters, was never involved in the dark arts. Her father is a Muggle (Non-magic folk) by the name of Ted Tonks. Nymphadora hates her name and goes by Tonks, correcting people when they refer to her otherwise. Although too young to fight in the Order of the Phoenix in the first war against Voldemort, she joined them in the second war alongside her cousin, Sirius Black and his best friend Remus Lupin.
*spoilers*
After Sirius dies in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Tonks goes into a depression that lasts throughout the next book. Widely thought to be about her cousins death was actually because Remus Lupin, a slightly older, lycanthrope ex professor of Hogwarts, kept on rejecting her, although he had feelings for her, sighting he was too old, poor and dangerous for her. However, by the end of Half Blood Prince they can be seen holding hands
Nymphadora is a young witch in the Harry Potter series. she is a Metamorphus and an Auror for the Ministry of Magic. She is known for being extreamly clumsy and usually cheerfull as well for sporting bubblegum pink hair. Her mother, Andromeda, is one of the three black sisters, though unlike her sisters, was never involved in the dark arts. Her father is a Muggle (Non-magic folk) by the name of Ted Tonks. Nymphadora hates her name and goes by Tonks, correcting people when they refer to her otherwise. Although too young to fight in the Order of the Phoenix in the first war against Voldemort, she joined them in the second war alongside her cousin, Sirius Black and his best friend Remus Lupin.
*spoilers*
After Sirius dies in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Tonks goes into a depression that lasts throughout the next book. Widely thought to be about her cousins death was actually because Remus Lupin, a slightly older, lycanthrope ex professor of Hogwarts, kept on rejecting her, although he had feelings for her, sighting he was too old, poor and dangerous for her. However, by the end of Half Blood Prince they can be seen holding hands
Nymphadora by tonks243 December 7, 2006
Nemphias
Nemphias; a meaning that describes a low life individual who will not achieve anything in his life. Like a Sandbag continuously getting punched with no purpose in life what so ever.
Nemphias by SorryItsBrexit November 7, 2018
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026