Numper 

a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat

I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.

Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019

numper 

a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant

its that cunt again! fuck off you numper

numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019

numper 

like a number, but better.

Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"

numper by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce 

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Top15s: "Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce"

Random: "Wow, gross."

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce by Just a JJBA Weeb February 10, 2018

Gayest Number 

The gayest number in the world is 57. This number refers to Shakespeare's Sonnet number 57. This sonnet details Shakespeare's love for a young man. His affections are so strong that he calls himself a slave to his incredibly strong emotional attraction to the boy.

The gayest number in the world is 57.

Gayest Number by Octobottom March 28, 2021

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017